You'll never defeat Andross cuz face it Fox, you suck. We added adhesive properties to the cheese, so now they're all stuck. "Hey Fox it's the Wolfster, your people are worthless eaters. He didn't like Fox, he wanted Fox to be dead. Fox got an incoming message from Wolf, who was flying overhead. Something's rotten in Wisconsin, and this ain't no job for Slippy" thought Fox. "Cheese can't possibly be that frickin' sticky. Children were crying and wailing in pain, where was Fox when they needed him? No cheese is quite lame! The giant block of cheese atop Admiral Z's had melted down, far down to the ground, trapping Cornerians.wait isn't the earth round? No one could have cheese throughout the land, not cubed nor sliced, not even one strand. Cheese had been banned under Emperor Andross's new law. The cities were in shambles, even Admiral Z's house of cheese. When he arrived on his homeworld he was not very pleased. Fox jumped in his ship as soon as he could, then set off for Corneria, to restore peace and brotherhood.
Get your ass to Corneria, hurry right now! We can't make cheese, they've slaughtered every last cow! We've even got less freedom here than on Venom, I'm just thanking God that my jacket is Denim" said Falco. "Andross is here, he's bringing death and fear. Then Fox got an incoming message from Falco, not Slippy. Sooner or later, they bursted into flames, sending scrap metal everywhere, killing the robot armies who had no names. He isolated each in a gravitational field, then set a timer on each one, eventually they'd come out well done. "I need to destroy these weapons so that Andross won't use them against Corneria" Fox thought to himself.
Robot armies followed him inside, could it be that Fox had nowhere to hide? Fox's boots continued to make more trit-trots, as he fox-trotted his way into the Death Weapon Factory. Made of tech, they were, they had no blood clots. He was scurrying behind buildings and blasting at bots, bursting their circuits as they screamed out 'bleeps' and 'blots'. As I say all of this, Fox had to make haste. Venom's Voleech City was ugly as rotting paste. ) /\/ _ (o)( The Shining Achievement of All FoxKindĪ desolate planet of pollution and waste. (_)\_( )_\ FOX BECOMES ADDICTED TO CHEESE: EPIC NEW VERSION EDITION Is it neat? Does it convey nicely enough? Please tell me so! Thank you so much! Is this something that really could and/or should have been done so long ago? And of course, I am constantly looking for critique on my work. I'd love to hear what you guys think of this idea. Not even for Star Fox Zero!?īut of course, that's just what I think. An idea that so easliy could have been done in 1997 or 2005 (Assault), that it boggled my mind how Nintendo or its developers couldn't come up with this right from the get-go. Just these alone might have increased the fun, longevity, and replayability on any traditional Star Fox game by the millions because of how long you get to spend flying and shootin'! To be honest, I rather surprised myself that I didn't come up with this since becoming a dedicated fan since about 2013, or so.
How many fighters can you down within the set time limit? Items will be laid around the stage for you to determine if collecting them is worth your precious seconds.įinal Option: Endless On-Rails: Remember that one ending back in the original Star Fox? Now imagine if that was a mode! The stage will be randomly chosen this time. See how long you can survive against a never-ending onslaught of enemy fighters with no breaks and rare item spawning! Choose your stage and get to shootin'!Ģnd Option: Timed.
#Star fox 64 survival trial#
Remember Time Trial mode from Star Fox 64? That little multiplayer mode where enemies pop up, and you get the most kills within a set time limit to win? There was so much they could've done with it! In fact, an entire selection on the main menu could be dedicated to it! One thing I figured though, was that if what is supposed to be just a tutorial section can do this to me for such a long time, then perhaps there's an opportunity here that could have been exploited to tremendous effect! With an utterly blank look on my mug, I asked myself "Why am I STILL doing this?" I mean, at the time, I had troubles understanding just what it was about that section that kept me from quitting, and I still haven't quite figured it out, yet! I became completely engrossed in just downing fighter after fighter as quickly and efficiently as I possibly could. In the All Range section, I had no problem whatsoever with wanting to reach 999 points, and I spent well over an hour's worth doing it!Īfter I reached it, though, I didn't wanna stop. Why? Again, I don't know, except for maybe one thing. I found myself going back and back again for seemingly no reason! Then, I revisited Training mode. Yesterday, I revisited Star Fox 64 3D after a long hiatus.
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